
MEET
THE LUClNDAS

LUClNDA
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Tea parties, good dental hygiene
Dislikes: Misbehaving children
Fun Fact: Brushes her teeth three times a day
Catchphrase: "Hehehe"



EDNA
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Knitting, making tea, reading novels, The Beach Boys
Dislikes: Dust bunnies
Fun Fact: Can not eat children unless she receives emergency protocol from corporate
Catchphrase: "Shhh"



HAROLD
He/Him
From: Europe
Likes: Cows, swimming, traveling
Dislikes: Rules
Fun Fact: Is centuries old
Catchphrase: ?



MARGARET
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Her son, Dave
Dislikes: Snobs
Fun Fact: Made Dave all on her own
Catchphrase: ?



DAVE
He/Him
From: Inside Margaret
Likes: His Mom, yogurt
Dislikes: Being away from his Mom
Fun Fact: Is incredibly squishy
Catchphrase: "Squee"



BERNlCE
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Film and theatre, soda, collecting shoes, chewing on babies
Dislikes: Ads longer than 30 seconds
Fun Fact: She has three squeakers inside of her body
Catchphrase: "Squeak!"



MARGE
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Driving wrecklessly
Dislikes: Road laws, speed limit signs
Fun Fact: Has no license for operating a vehicle
Catchphrase: "Let's go on an adventure!"



DOLORES
She/Her
From: ?
Likes: Adventure, baking
Dislikes: Reading directions
Fun Fact: Always brings her purse with her
Catchphrase: "Ooh!"



REGlNALD
(REGGlE)
He/Him
From: The Circus
Likes: His favorite ball (it has stars on it)
Dislikes: Heights
Fun Fact: Also acts as circus security
Catchphrase: "Next please!"



CEClLlA
She/Her
From: Manhattan
Likes: Fashion, interior design, wine tasting
Dislikes: Mismatched socks, scam sales
Fun Fact: Vegan
Catchphrase: "Oh how lovely!"



DUNKlN
He/Him
From: Boston
Likes: Dunkin Donuts coffee, crab, wearing shorts in the wintertime
Dislikes: Tourists
Fun Fact: Has multiple of the same puffer vest
Catchphrase: "Wicked!"


